Vegas Escorts Are A Sure Thing

Last night I was a little early for an appointment at Venetian. My client was a repeat customer who liked his Las Vegas escorts to be punctual – neither early nor late, so I decided to kill a few minutes at the blackjack table before heading up to his room. That’s where I met Jeffrey.

Jeffrey was an analyst for a computer company. He was in Las Vegas for a trade show at the Las Vegas Convention Center. He was kind of a geek, but cute in his own way. He had no idea I was a Las Vegas escort, so I humored him when he tried to chat me up at the table.

Now as most ladies’ men know, to be successful with women you should make the conversation about them, not yourself. But Jeffrey wasn’t exactly Don Juan so he tried to impress me with how smart he was instead.

“Did you know there are more than 150,000 hotel rooms in Las Vegas? More than 60,000 of them are on the Las Vegas Strip,” said Jeffery. I smiled politely, looking down at the cards I’d just been dealt while silently recounting the fun I’d had getting naked in many of those hotel rooms as a Las Vegas escort.

Jeffrey continued, “According to the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Bureau the average occupancy rate in Las Vegas is 86% so on any given night there are almost 130,000 occupied hotel rooms. About 49% of those rooms are booked by women, so by my count that’s almost 64,000 beautiful ladies ready to be bedded!”

As a Las Vegas escort who spends her fair share of time in casinos, I know a thing or two about counting. So I pushed some chips onto the table and shared this tidbit with Jeffrey, “About 75% of those women are married and only 14% of them are likely to cheat. That’s 16,000 singles and about 6700 cheating wives so you’re really only looking at a little under 27,000 potential conquests.”

Jeffrey nearly spilled his drink when he realized the beauty sitting next to him had a brain, exclaiming “Where did you get those numbers?” Not wanting to see his head explode with the truth that I’d read them in Business Week while having my nails done earlier in the day, I said, “Why Cosmopolitan Magazine, of course.”

Regaining his composure, Jeffrey beamed, “Well 27,000 ladies ripe to be plucked isn’t bad.”

Now I deal with all sorts of attitudes as a Las Vegas escort, but I was somewhat annoyed by his tone so I countered with a wry smile, “Not if you consider that despite your obvious charm, about half of those women will consider themselves too good for you and another third will be beneath your high standards. That leaves you with less than 4500 potential partners.”

“Well, 4500 to 1, I still like those odds,” said Jeffrey with a nervous smile.

Unable to resist, I upped the ante and said, “Jeffrey, look around. Do you think you’re alone in Las Vegas tonight?” Jeffrey scanned the crowd in the casino then turned back to me, wide eyed as I continued. “About 52% of those Las Vegas hotel rooms are occupied by men, of which almost 75% – call it 60,000 are married.”

Jeffrey did the math and looked momentarily relieved, so I showed my hand, “The bad news for you is that according to “Cosmo” 80% of married men are inclined to cheat. Add them to all the single men in those Las Vegas hotels and you’re competing with nearly 60,000 horny guys for just 4500 women.”

The dealer interrupted, “Twenty-one! The lady wins.”

Jeffrey put down his cards and folded. “I guess I’m not going to get lucky tonight after all,” he said.

I gathered my chips and got up to leave for my appointment. But before going, I slipped Jeffrey my Girls Direct To You business card and said, “Don’t worry about the odds, Jeffrey. If you want to get lucky, bet on a sure thing.”

1 Comment

  1. Malcolm M.

    This story is just like what happened to me! Only I was at the bar when I ran into a sexy slut playing video poker. I chatted her up and she eventually told me she was waiting for an appointment. I ended up calling her outcall service later that night to get her to come for me.

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